10. Driving is easier than pushing.
9. Sometimes the seats are nice and give massages
8. faster than walking, if the car is working
7. Driving is easier than carrying a car (not again)
6. you are not paying for the gas
5. along the same lines, the car is not yours
4. you are racing a hungry lion and are not sure what the
prize is
3. the car is going down the road and you are sitting in the
driver’s seat
2. the guy who owns the car is
chasing you with a baseball bat and you don’t like baseball
1. you are sitting in the back seat