Saturday, April 13, 2019

Ten Reasons to Drive a Car


10. Driving is easier than pushing.
 
9. Sometimes the seats are nice and give massages

8. faster than walking, if the car is working and if the car if working why do you need to work.

7. you don't have any cows for a cattle drive and you have always been a more modern cowboy.

6. you are not paying for the gas

5. it is almost as fun as getting to say vroom vrooom vroooom! hehe

4. you are racing a hungry lion and are not sure what the prize is

3. the car is going down the road and you are sitting in the driver’s seat

2. the guy who owns the car is chasing you with a baseball bat and you don’t like baseball      

1. you are sitting in the back seat

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