The Bob Report (apples not included)

 

Daily Report Number 16

 

Bob watch movie. Bob like movie. Bob happy. Good for Bob! You wear your favorite shirt today and nobody notices. Bob dress himself. Amazing Bob! Bob dresser no help. Lazy dresser! Bob dresser made of oak. In a way, you are glad your invisibility powers remain intact but you wish the people could feel you walk past like a microwave, at first, noticed on the inside. Bob see water. Bob excite. Bob like water. Bob shout. Water! Water! Bob glad. The water wet. The water in river. Wow Bob! Cool Bob! Where water go Bob? You used to think life needs purpose. Now, soft-serve ice cream will suffice. Or some water. Right Bob? Water! Water! Look at the water!

(taken from a collection in progress: The Bob Report: Apples Not Included)

The Bob Report (apples not included)

 

Daily Report Number 1

 

Bob hurt. Bob see doctor. You eat a candy bar for breakfast. It is the bravest thing you do. Your candy bar tastes good. Yum! Doctor no see Bob. Bob chase doctor. Doctor run fast. Bob run slow. Doctor win! Hooray! Yeah Doctor! Go fast Doctor! But your attempt to take control of your life is only a temporary posturing to fix a minor glitch in the auto pilot. Bob livid. Bob no catch doctor. Doctor laugh. Doctor taunt hurt Bob. Ha Ha. Bob. You do have some concerns but consider cats to be better than dogs. Bob plot revenge. Studio cut funding. No story. No Bob.  

(taken from a collection: The Bob Report: Apples Not Included)

The Bob Report (apples not included)

 Daily Report Number 11

Bob pitches a tent. Next time Bob try an idea or baseball. (groan) Not funny Bob. Your life feels trapped in a pattern of meaning. You have big dreams. Part of this you attribute to your diet. Your diet is also big. Bob point. There is no point. Don’t point Bob! You are stuck living a life you don’t understand. This is fine. You just wish you could find the restroom. Bob read. Bob write. Bob literate. Interestingly, literate and litter sound and look similar. No they don't Bob.

(taken from a collection in progress: The Bob Report: Apples Not Included)